Fandom: Community
Title: Everything You Do is Super Duper Cute And I Can't Stand It.
Character/Pairing(s): Jeff, Annie, Jeff/Annie
Rating: PG
Summary: Stolen moments from every episode between Jeff and Annie.
Disclaimer: I sadly do not own Community.
A/N - For Paradigms of Human Memory. Funniest. Clipshow. Ever. Also, I love how this episode was basically a private joke between the show and it's fandom. This is why Community owns my heart! And if you'd like, you can imagine Gravity playing in certain parts of this chapter. XD Previous chapters can be found at the
Chapter Directory. Looks
They were sitting alone in the cafeteria eating lunch, and Annie made sure not to read anything into it because clearly it was all in her head. Abed and Pierce had been sitting with them a few minutes before, but they'd gone to get more fries since Pierce was trying his bird trick again. In some twisted reality, Annie thought, this could be a double date. But again, all in her head.
Jeff was fiddling on his phone, probably texting Britta. Or at least that's all Annie could think every time he took his phone out. It made sense, sort of. Who else would he be texting all the time? And really, she should have seen them coming from a mile away. They were Jeff and Britta. It was inevitable. She shouldn't have been surprised and she definitely shouldn't have been upset. Which she wasn't. That much.
There is no Annie of it all, she told herself; It's all in your head.
Jeff cleared his throat, put his phone on the table, and frowned. "Where'd Pierce and Abed go?"
"Getting more fries" Annie said, playing with her own fries a little bit.
"What?" He asked, because she looked slightly disappointed.
"Nothing," She said with a fake smile that he couldn't see through. He could probably see through Britta's smile.
He stretched his head up a bit to see where Pierce and Abed were, then relaxed back into his seat when he spotted them.
Annie poked at her salad.
"I tried to tell you about Britta and I, once" He said quietly.
She looked up at him. He was slouching back in his seat like a bored teenager, and fiddling with his phone. And looking at her sheepishly. All in your head, Annie.
"It doesn't matter, Jeff."
He raised his eyebrows. "It doesn't?"
"Yeah. I was reading into things, remember? You don't have to tell me if you're sleeping with Britta, or anyone really."
"Right," He said, slowly.
Annie returned to playing with her food.
"Well, I'm not sleeping with her anymore," He said. He flipped his phone upside down and back again, never taking his eyes off her. In your head, Edison. In. Your. Head.
"Not my business, Jeff" She said, avoiding his face; because really? What was there for her to see anyway?
"I know. Just letting you know" He mumbled.
They fell into silence. Annie finally looked up at him. He was staring at his phone, but not pressing any buttons. He glanced at her, (maybe). Nope, all in her head. Except that he hadn't looked away yet, which yes could be all in her head, but still. He was looking. It was there. It was in his head too; it had to be.
Pierce and Abed both slid themselves back into the booth, and Jeff returned to blankly staring at his phone.
"They're all out of fries" Abed announced to no one in particular.
Pierce sighed beside Annie. He hesitated a moment before reaching for her plate. "Caw, caw."
Annie pushed her plate in front of him. "Just take them all, Pierce."
He grinned. "That's why she's my favourite," He said to Abed, before digging into her food.
Jeff smirked at Pierce and Abed, then looked to Annie again.
It's all in your head, Annie. All in your head.