Fic: Criminology 101 (4/?)

Nov 15, 2011 22:26

Fandom: Community
Title: Criminology 101
Character/Pairing(s): Jeff/Annie
Rating: PG
Summary: Mafia AU. Annie gets her introduction into Greendale's crime world, in the hopes that she can finally bag Troy Barnes.  Meanwhile, Jeff tries to keep things running smoothly while Pierce is busy, and he has no time for silly schoolgirls and their tight ( Read more... )

jeff winger, annie edison, community, jeff/annie, fanfic

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teruel_a_witch November 15 2011, 23:31:04 UTC
ILU, thanks for this, haven't had a grim thought for a second while reading it, totally forgot the stuff that shall not be named 'cause I was soo engrossed in the story. Best way to put me to sleep, I shall be thinking of the wild mafia J/A sex with tender kisses before bed ;D

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moeexyz November 15 2011, 23:37:54 UTC
It was no problem. Honestly, I needed it just as much as you did :)
Haha, wild mafia J/A sex makes everything better.

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teruel_a_witch November 15 2011, 23:45:00 UTC
Exactly, wild mafia J/A sex is the opposite of NBC! (who are the opposite of Midas, everything they touch turns to shit instead of gold)

Hee, also, seeing as how Jeff's morals are much more loose(looser?idk) in this AU it gives me hope the age won't be SUCH an issue, after all, this Jeff obviously could give two fucks about what society might think *gg*
And December, does it mean Annie's birthday is coming? ;)

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moeexyz November 15 2011, 23:53:47 UTC
Age is probably the last thing on mafia!Jeff's mind. I think it's more of the innocence thing. But even that's going away so...y'know. wild mafia sex and all that jazz :)

Teehee, I have big plans for Annie's birthday in this.

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classicfreak November 16 2011, 00:24:10 UTC
I have no words for this.

-I needed this
-Annie has such an awkward boner
-Jeff ... please bang he face off
-You're a fucking mob boss bitch, take what you want
-plus, god knows she's offering it on a silver platter
-Annie you need to show up in his bed naked
-everything is perfect and I read this without stopping to think of #sixseasonsandamovie
-only to eat a disappointing pulled pork sandwich

Also, more please. I may die without this perfection.

ALSO HE NEEDS TO KILL SOMEONE ASAP SO ANNIE CAN GET TURNED ON AND JUMP HIM IN AN ABANDONED PARKING LOT BUT HE DOESN'T FIGHT IT BECAUSE HE ALSO GETS AN AWKWARD BONER OVER MURDER.

This has been yet another comment, with a lot of words for someone with no words.
I'm a liar.

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moeexyz November 16 2011, 17:04:09 UTC
Haha, I love how your thoughts instantly go to kinky mafia sex. Because who needs plot right? XD I'm kidding, I want it as much as you do.

More is coming, I promise :)

AWKWARD BONERS FOR EVERYONE! Dude, I really need to learn to write smut, or else I'm gonna disappoint everyone :D

Thank you!

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classicfreak November 16 2011, 17:24:51 UTC
You won't disappoint everyone, but maybe Jeff and Annie, and everyone a round them who are choking on the sexual tension between them. Sure, they pretend to ignore it but the others can't seeing as they aren't half dead or distracted by their own relationships.

Bah, plot, who needs it? Nah, I love the plot and everything that your story is (I kind of wish that Starburns wasn't dead so you could just kill him again. That was fun) but no matter what the story is about I can't help but to hope that it ends in a mass of sweaty Jeff and Annie flesh. It's a disease I'm sure.

More more more more more se vous plait!

Maybe you're Oprah 'You get and boner and you get a boner. AWKWARD BONERS FOR EVERYONE!'

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moeexyz November 17 2011, 19:23:20 UTC
Haha, these two ruin lives!!!

In the end plot and porn is really just the best of both worlds.

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mrssnape13 November 16 2011, 03:33:12 UTC
Vigilante justice, Winger style. ;) Maybe I will feel less weird for loving this so much if I think of him like Batman. But with less morals. And more mafia. Haha

Annie's good at everything she sets her mind to, which in this instance is scary. Her lessons with Jeff are awesome.

Thanks for updating so soon! And when we all needed a good pick-me-up. :)

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moeexyz November 16 2011, 17:02:05 UTC
Just ignore how evil they are. Come to the dark side. They're way kinkier here :)

Thank you! I'm glad to help the fandom.

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fangirl_101 November 16 2011, 16:37:43 UTC
guh! amazing!!! the UST is killing me in the best way possible.

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moeexyz November 16 2011, 17:01:26 UTC
Thank you!!!!! Ugh, when doesn't the UST between them kill you? XD

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teruel_a_witch November 19 2011, 20:59:21 UTC
Hehe, wouldn't it be hilarious if their UST got even the study group sexually frustrated and they'd stage intervention "Jeff and Annie, Just have sex already" xD

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moeexyz November 19 2011, 21:39:21 UTC
Haha, I could just picture it. Troy would be like "Guys, I really need you two to have sex, like, today. You have no idea what this is doing to me. I am a man with needs!"

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