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moeldawg

And yes I am not wearing pants........

Jul 19, 2005 04:04

THREE NAMES YOU GO BY ( Read more... )

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blueserenity22 July 19 2005, 08:14:14 UTC

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. Hair
2. Hourglass Shape
3. Face

Face? Meaning, you hope she has one? Well I mean... that would be kind of hard to explain to your parents don't you think?

MOM: *whispering* Where's her face?
GIRL: SHUDDUP OKAY!! VALT OF LAVA. CAME RIGHT OFF.

MOM and GIRL convo continued...... moeldawg July 19 2005, 08:17:54 UTC

MOM: what!!?? how did that happen!!??
GIRL: i was in a fight with obi-wan kenobi and he totally kicked my ass, WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK THE BIG BLACK MASK IF FOR!!!!!! *DEEP BREATHS*

lol

I run into those damned invisible walls like all the time dave8555 July 19 2005, 08:20:18 UTC

i seriously laughed my ass off when reading this man...fucking hilarious

Re: I run into those damned invisible walls like all the time moeldawg July 29 2005, 16:09:46 UTC

....back in the day it was just invisible girls that liked me, that was fine, that didnt cause daily pain to the front of my body.....but walls oh man you dont even know.....