people who leave their clothes in the two currently available washers for over two fucking hours. i need clean boxers dammit, and if your clothes didn't look so skanky even after being washed, i'd take them out and throw them in the trash. show a little laundry etiquette you selfish asshole.

the greatest sensation (even better than an orgasm) is the feeling you get when you take a piss that you've been holding in forever.

another fucking fire alarm at 1 in the fucking morning. someone at the building management office better be prepared tomorrow for one motherfucking tirade from yours truly. fuck!

i like snow!


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i thought taking a night off would be nice and relaxing, but i'm kinda boerd as fuck. i have nothing to do.

and apparently i'll be going back to boston mon-fri for thanksgiving. that means i can go get harrisons!!! mmmmm... harrisons.

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snow is so pretty. i can't believe it's actually snowing, and sticking, before november. crazy.

5 days left. eek.

i'm so glad to be a product of the 80's. it makes me proud. go 1982! woo!

the "i love the 80's" editions were always the best. i kinda have a grudge against the 90's ones. once you get past 1995 it's not nostalgic in the sense that the 80's are. it's just too recent.

well, off to bed.

i move in a week.

yikes.