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Never give out your password or credit card number in an instant message conversation.
xanadon't says:
HI ERINN
xanadon't says:
i'ma be at travis'
xanadon't says:
for a bit.
carry me ohio says:
bitch
xanadon't says:
but i have a fancy shirt from dtv for you
xanadon't says:
lol
xanadon't says:
lol
carry me ohio says:
you have tampond
xanadon't says:
bitch.
xanadon't says:
oh
xanadon't says:
good.
xanadon't says:
did you see my note.
carry me ohio says:
yes
carry me ohio says:
what shirt?
xanadon't says:
a directv nfl st shirt.
carry me ohio says:
I get it?Or seeeee it?
xanadon't says:
you GET it.
xanadon't says:
in the butt.
carry me ohio says:
AWESOME
carry me ohio says:
I have hot hair
carry me ohio says:
it's colrine-ized
xanadon't says:
?
xanadon't says:
green?
carry me ohio says:
noooooo
carry me ohio says:
its wavy
xanadon't says:
niiice.
carry me ohio says:
and HOT
xanadon't says:
niiice.
carry me ohio says:
like your vagina
xanadon't says:
wavy and hot?
carry me ohio says:
yes
xanadon't says:
and bleeding.
carry me ohio says:
with PUBES
carry me ohio says:
MUAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
carry me ohio says:
Pastor Mike should never, ever, EVER drive
carry me ohio says:
EVER
xanadon't says:
why not?
xanadon't says:
did he start crying and then talk about jesus?
carry me ohio says:
YEs
xanadon't says:
no, serioudly.
carry me ohio says:
And slammed on the brakes
xanadon't says:
what!
carry me ohio says:
He wouldnt pay attention
carry me ohio says:
because he was talking about jesus
xanadon't says:
nice.
xanadon't says:
jesus causes car wrecks.
carry me ohio says:
bastard
carry me ohio says:
im moving to england
xanadon't says:
really?
carry me ohio says:
because i hate america
xanadon't says:
good girl.
carry me ohio says:
do you want to come with? we can have soy lattes
xanadon't says:
yeah, totally.
xanadon't says:
but i'd prefer sweden or germany.
carry me ohio says:
we can go there afterwards
xanadon't says:
england's okay though.
xanadon't says:
okay!
xanadon't says:
sounds good.
xanadon't says:
who's paying?
carry me ohio says:
bob
xanadon't says:
cool.
carry me ohio says:
he's in AA
xanadon't says:
is he a monkey?
carry me ohio says:
yes
xanadon't says:
i'm eating travis' lemon heads.
carry me ohio says:
bitch
xanadon't says:
hahahaha.
xanadon't says:
travis got a hair cut!
xanadon't says:
it's pretty cute.
carry me ohio says:
WEE
carry me ohio says:
No more tom petty?
xanadon't says:
not really.
carry me ohio says:
i see
xanadon't says:
i love him though!
xanadon't says:
no matter what hair.
carry me ohio says:
awww
carry me ohio says:
NOT
carry me ohio says:
hahah
xanadon't says:
even if he was bald with a big penis coming out of his head!
xanadon't says:
i'd love him even more.
carry me ohio says:
give him head
carry me ohio says:
HHAHA
xanadon't says:
hahhaha.
carry me ohio says:
so juvenile
xanadon't says:
haha.
xanadon't says:
true-
carry me ohio says:
indeed
xanadon't says:
verily.
carry me ohio says:
but more interesting
xanadon't says:
indubitably!
carry me ohio says:
in the face!
xanadon't says:
in the butt!
carry me ohio says:
in the SCREW
carry me ohio says:
oops
xanadon't says:
WHAT
carry me ohio says:
shrew
xanadon't says:
shrew.
xanadon't says:
hahaha.
carry me ohio says:
beat you
xanadon't says:
play the pirate game.
carry me ohio says:
nooooo
carry me ohio says:
stooooop
xanadon't says:
you can play my game if you want.
carry me ohio says:
and do what
carry me ohio says:
lose?
xanadon't says:
yes.
carry me ohio says:
give away your hat?
xanadon't says:
NOOOOOOO
xanadon't says:
NOOOOOOOOO
xanadon't says:
NOOOOOOO
carry me ohio says:
DUN DUN DUNNN
xanadon't says:
NOOOOOO
xanadon't says:
nevermind.
carry me ohio says:
HAHAHHA
carry me ohio says:
Thats what i thought
xanadon't says:
that's your MOM
carry me ohio says:
your FACE
xanadon't says:
yeah.
xanadon't says:
probably.
carry me ohio says:
gross
xanadon't says:
lol
carry me ohio says:
i hate you
xanadon't says:
haha.
xanadon't says:
i hate you too.
xanadon't says:
shrew.
xanadon't says:
shrew.
xanadon't says:
shrew.
xanadon't says:
shrew.
xanadon't says:
shrew.
xanadon't says:
shrew.
carry me ohio says:
scupper
xanadon't says:
scupperer!
carry me ohio says:
....
carry me ohio says:
scupper
xanadon't says:
scallywag!
carry me ohio says:
boob
carry me ohio says:
HA
carry me ohio says:
got you
xanadon't says:
...
xanadon't says:
you're dumb.
carry me ohio says:
in the shrew
carry me ohio says:
asshat
xanadon't says:
butweiner.
carry me ohio says:
buTTweiner
xanadon't says:
SHOVEIT
carry me ohio says:
SHOVEL
xanadon't says:
haha.
carry me ohio says:
xanadon't says:
carry me ohio says:
rake
carry me ohio says:
carry me ohio says:
hhhahahah
xanadon't says:
carry me ohio says:
carry me ohio says:
haha
xanadon't says:
haha.
carry me ohio says:
shut it
carry me ohio says:
sllllut
xanadon't says:
you are.
carry me ohio says:
ho-bag
xanadon't says:
travis says you're mean.
carry me ohio says:
he's a cuntr
carry me ohio says:
cunt
carry me ohio says:
cut
xanadon't says:
yeah.
carry me ohio says:
cuntor
carry me ohio says:
imma name my kid that
carry me ohio says:
Cuntor the third
xanadon't says:
okay.
carry me ohio says:
HAHAHHA
carry me ohio says:
Cuntor
carry me ohio says:
...
xanadon't says:
brb sex.
carry me ohio says:
gross
carry me ohio says:
brb vomit