Jan 26, 2010 22:13
somebody please help her, complaining to herself, ticked white mage, payback is going to happen, six year old is pissed, she w.i.l.l. burn the place down, this will end badly
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No, I've been kidnapped!
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Do you know where you are?
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I don't know! I think it's in one of the community buildings!
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Who took you there?
[Sigh. Still can't be of much help.]
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...Perhaps they are not giving you enough to do? We could... begin by reviewing the alphabet.
[And so he starts, with a... special teaching method.]
A is for Agony. B is for Burden. C is for Cataclysm. D is for Dread...
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...I'm not two...
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[Quietly considers.]
Then how do you feel about... word problems?
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They're boring!
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[mutters] Especially if you need to resort to thinking of burning things up.
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Who wouldn't think of burning something?!
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