"so seriously are you actually using condoms?

i thought "condoms" were just a concept and not an actual material thing people use...kind of like "beauty" or "peace."

i mean, who would actually USE a condom in a sexual situation? talk about awkward!"Dobie is the most hilarious woman I know ( Read more... )

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Okay, I work ata HUGE golf course and have a sunburn and pick up garbage and rake leaves and use a pressure sprayer and drive around golf carts at super high speed and am outside for 10 hours a day and come home and cook dinner and kiss zettel and fall asleep exhausted AND IT IS THE GREATEST THING INTHE WORLD ...AND I'm taking Bronze Cross which ( Read more... )

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I'm off to Stratford for a couple of days.

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i'm totallyeating beerwurst and mayo and onion and moutad sandwishihes and i don't even care anymore.

reember how hippe dad growled like a wolf? ahahaha those are awesome stoeis.

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1) Play with each others greenish, straw-like hair.

2) Spit water in each others faces.

3) Offer to shave each others backs.

4) "Um, could you unzip my s2000, please?"

5) Almost kill themselves trying to pass each other during kick sets, just to be beside one another and talk between pants and grunts.