So then I was watching the first and second Matrix and I was like "WTF? What happen to all the trench coats and sunglasses in real life!? I WANNA TRENCHCOAT ( Read more... )

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Don't kill me-- I am but the humble messenger. This is from an email posted to a bulletin board I found. I find it quite amusing. Look up your friends!

((PST: look up Dave and David *hint hint* and while your at it, look at OGLA (OMG LMFAO) and Hilary. Cause Hilary is the closest they get to my name. XD))

BOYS' NAMESAaron - ugly but hung like a ( Read more... )

I just got interrogated to switch computers. These three jappy girls wanted to sit together, so they wanted both me and my friend Ashley beside me to move one computer down so they didn't have to move. However, being in the middle of dropping off a résumé in my teacher's marking files, I was not about to move. No way was I closing everything, re- ( Read more... )

GUESS WHO'S GETTING A PUPPY OMGWTFBBQ ( Read more... )

NYAH I'm having a rotten day today. Perhaps it's the impending rain looming overhead, perhaps it's because my dad didn't wake me up with the usual back-rub this morning, perhaps it was Cori blatantly ignoring me this morning from the second I saw him right at the beginning of school, or perhaps is the fucking annoying rap that that someone in my ( Read more... )

GAH. OK. Here I am, alive. I think. I might not have posted for a while, but I assure you my life trudges on. I think ( Read more... )

Oh, what a thrilling, in depth conversation I had yesterday. (found out about snapeybot thanks to Kuuriku. Thankith ye for teh link. Credits to her ( Read more... )

LYK OMG! Haven't done anything here for a while! So where should I start? Well.... my bird's coming along pretty well. He now comes onto my finger for food, though he still bites me a couple of times just for good measure before stepping on my hand. I'm the only one he likes. My mom tried to come and say hello while he was eating on my hand and he ( Read more... )

GANNEEEEE I wish I could draw a doodle on here. Right on this page. In big thick sharpy. Oh well ( Read more... )