Comments | moises5000: Attack of the Armada

moises5000

Attack of the Armada

Jul 17, 2004 00:28

This asshole gringo (no offense to any of you and half of me) backed into me as I was leaving CD Warehouse. I was on my bike. He was driving the aircraft carrier of non-Hummer SUV's, the Nissan Pathfinder Armada. This vehicle is one I already had enough hate for that it contributed to a breakup about a year ago.

"That car is SO cool. You could ( Read more... )

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heh tinydanceratfsu July 16 2004, 21:38:45 UTC

Our delightful gentleman was a middle-aged man in the throes of a Mid-Life Crisis on Infinite Earths, and had the Penis from Smallville (minus superpowers) from the way he conducted himself.
Best thing I've heard all night!
Sorry about your accident though.. kick his ass next time!

obetz July 17 2004, 05:24:09 UTC

i love the recap... sorry you got creamed

fuck the suv

but make sure to kiss it first. ;)

moises5000 July 17 2004, 23:31:56 UTC

Look, fucking is fucking is fucking, but kissing?

That's a level of commitment I'm not ready for yet.

edsobo July 17 2004, 18:03:24 UTC

What color was it? I'll keep an eye out and slash his tires for ya.

moises5000 July 17 2004, 23:32:46 UTC

Black.

Steal his wallet for me too. We'll hit Jim & Milt's.

edsobo July 17 2004, 23:43:34 UTC

Fuck yeah.

keytothehighway July 18 2004, 10:55:19 UTC

He sucks.
I'm glad you're okay.

saint_cecilia July 19 2004, 10:19:59 UTC

That makes me want to break someone's face... If this cowfucker is spotted, he shall not be able to walk again--I'm sure of it (not from my breaking his face, of course... if I break his face, he just won't be able to use that mug anymore... But I'm positive someone will break his legs).