[Fanfic] Convenient Misfortunes

[moist_kisses]

Title: Convenient Misfortunes
Author: Sunaina
Fandom: NewS
Main pairing: Koyama/Shigeaki
Category: AU, Angst, Romance, Crack, Mystery
Rating: R
Summary: It has been 2 years since the last time Kato talked to Koyama.

Chapter 1: Realization
Chapter 2: Confessions
Chapter 3: Impulses

Chapter 4: Impotence

Shige had never being known as a people person, especially

Comments

[cancam]

*held up her can of coke at the words "Green Demon"* Green is my favorite color! XD

Kei, you are so evil!! But you are so hot like that! That type of action would backfire in your face!!

Ryo is one cold blunt man!!

*fans herself from the hotness of this chapter* You better have the next one up soon!!

[moist_kisses]

Pink is my favorite!!!

Well WHAT CAN I SAY WHEN I FANGIRL MY OWN KEI?!?!?!?!?!?! *drools* OMG KEI MOLEST ME IN MY SLEEP! PLEASE OMG DO SOMETHING REALLY WRONG TO SHIGE, YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A TEASE!!!!! SEÑkgAÉOT'0W`ÇOG´PÑDLAGVSÑ.VAPÇLGPL´´ÑDAPÇ'03`RWSÑBFd_bD´ÇFAE P+RTF4PÑ`' yeah, Kei is somewhat hot *coughs*

I just tell you this: Ryo is necessary even when he's nothing but a fool who shows up everytime Kei is about to have sex with Shige

And another thing... congrats to your mom!!! :D

[cancam]

*hands over Shige with furry pink earmuffs* GAWD!! I know Kei would like that!!

SDJHFDSBJHFBVSNBGJNDSBRASNLBFSJHBFH!!!! BEDAJTFHBQEJBDW!! RED ALERT!!!! HE DID WHAT?!?! OH MAN!! OH MAN!! I WANT KEI TO DO THAT TO ME!! YOU FRICKEN LUCKY GIRL!! ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

EH!!!! *kidnaps Ryo and sends him off to..er...the middle of the U.S?*

Awww!! You're so sweet! I'll tell her you said that!

[moist_kisses]

*dies when seeing Shige with furry pink earmuffs SERIOUSLY DIES!!!* I could write that as a fic!!!

YES!!! NOW I'M PREGNANT WITH KOYATO!BABIES!!! GAWD!!! YES!!!

Ryo is being sent to Africa!!!

YEY~ She's really cool! tell her that too!

[flufy_umbreon]

Drunk, scantily clad Shige. omg <333

I can just imagine Kei taking advantage of the situation. And I loved the line

He liked the idea of being bad and get away with it.

Can't wait for the next chapter ^-^

[moist_kisses]

Next time it will be: horny, desperate Kei, which is more <333

Kei is B-A-D! girl, that hot ass does nothing but molest ppl in their sleep, that's so wrong! PLEASE KEI, DO NOT MOLEST ME IN MY SLEEP!!!

Me neither <(^º^<)

[flufy_umbreon]

horny, desperate Kei. YOU TELL ME THAT AND EXPECT ME TO WAIT??

*chant* Updateupdateupdatekoyatokoyato.

He should do nothing but molest SHIGE. While he's AWAKE. omg imagine what he'd do to drunk, conscious, flirty shige. O_O!!

[moist_kisses]

GODDAMMIT! THE ONLY REASON I HAVEN'T WRITTEN THE SEX YET IS BECAUSE THE PLOT IS BEGGING ME TO BE CULMINATED!

PLOT YOU PISS ME OFF!!!

[sakura_bloom]

OMG! It's soooooo Good!!! OMG I luv it! OMG UPDATE...please! <3<3

RyoShige pairing will be so interesting ^___^

[moist_kisses]

OMG Thanks, honey!!! *kisses*

RYOSHIGE?!?! OMG you think?!?! Cause I'm writing Ryo stalking Shige already! OMG I'M SORRY UCHI!!! RYO LOVES YOU!!! HE'S JUST PLAYING WITH SHIGE!!!

[sakura_bloom]

I definately think so ^_____^ I mean I'm a big BIG fans of RyoUchi but I still think that it will be so interesting to see Koyama's reaction towards RyoShige relationship, since I believe that Shige knows Ryo alrady, so he would not be so suspicious...

awww I love your fic!! just update already I can't wait ^_____^

[pseudo_ditz]

Shige's so helpless! I love him! hehehe.

MORE! MORE! MORE! I wanna know what Koyama did! :D

[moist_kisses]

Wouldn't you? I MEAN HE'S FRIGGING LIVING IN KEI'S HOUSE THAT LUCKY BASTARD!

YES! I SHALL OBEY!

[pseudo_ditz]

I know what you mean!!! Hehehe :P

YAY!!! I shall look forward to your next update!! I practically live on your fics!!! Hahaha! :P

[atarashiiyoake]

I love your bad-ass!Koyama so much! ♥

seconding what the person above me said: MORE! MORE! MORE!!

I'm dying to find out about his dirty not-so-little secret.

[moist_kisses]

OMG HIKKI!!!

Kei is not evil!!! *pouts* He is that bad? I didn't think so! D:

YES! YES! YES! :DDDDD