Why Birth Control Was Invented ...

[mojayokok]

Part I

'Sydney, did you poop??'
'No'
'Are you sure?'
'No poop'
'So if I checked your pull-up then there isn't going to be any poop in there?'
'Right, no poop'
Check Pull-Up
'Sydney, there is poop in there'
'Nope, it's a turd'
'Same thing'
'No it's not, it's a baby turd not poop'

Part II

'God Sydney, did you poop again?! You freaking stink!!'
'No

Comments

[cph9680]

That sucks! That's when I'd throw the baby out too

[polarisdib]

Damn good lawyer you got there. I'ven't heard semantics like that since Kerry attempted to pretend he had something to say.

--PolarisDiB

[rimkuss]

They're so cute till they talk and realize they got their minds. Yours seemed to learn this sooner then most. In fact some people don't even achieve this. You have only yourself to blame for this ; )