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[mojomolly]

Dear Santa,

You might have a hard time with this one. But there's only one thing I want, and feel free to truss it up under the tree. What I really, really want this year is H-ell no. Oh hell no I am so not going there

Comments

[tangodelamuerte]

The lady is asking for hell? And then requesting to be untouched by curses, methinks that Christmas is new to her.

[mojomolly]

Hottie!

Yes, very new to Christmas. Maybe you could. . . tell me about it?

[tangodelamuerte]

So I shall! This is a sacred mass marked by the birth of the son of God. In celebration do men give gifts in reminder of heaven's generosity.

Father Christmas is a mythical being that out of goodwill spreads these holiday tidings.

[mojomolly]

Then it's awfully bad of the City to use Father Christmas' name and meaning in this curse? You know, embarrassing people with things they might not ordinarily say.

[banditfox]

A little early isn't it?

[mojomolly]

In the immortal words of Jimmy Buffet, it's five o'clock somewhere.

[banditfox]

That bad is it?

[mojomolly]

To use cliche, internet slang, head-desky.

I lol'd so hard.

[dresden4hire]

That's a pretty good wish.

Buahah good thing she didn't go all the way?

[mojomolly]

It was either that or peace on earth, and well, I think that might be just a little out of Santa's control.

Probably!

[dresden4hire]

Yeah, we'd have it already by now if he could do it.

[mojomolly]

Yup.

Guess you're not cursed today, huh? Too bad, wonder what you'd ask Santa for.