Lessons learned from Drink

[mojopanther]

So first off I am really as good a dancer as my friends have always said. I don't know why I refuse to believe them, but I always have and probably will continue to do so. But, this night, I go out to the dance floor to collect Jim so I can drive his drunk ass home. It turns out that he doesn't want to leave the dance floor, so there I am stuck

Comments

[anonymous]

ooh, what a horrible problem to have- women throwing themselves at ya. How'd that tongue get into your mouth if you were really so unwilling?

[mojopanther]

I totallly did not know it was coming, it was uhhh wtf?????? um hey I uh gotta go.....

[reebear]

Wuss.

[mojopanther]

What????? Bring little asian girl!! I will knock you out, chicka

[doesanyoneknow]