[So Ryo's in a bit of trouble-yes, he's been affected by this horrible hallucinogenic gas, and he's definitely not in his right mind.
You'd like it if he were perving on inanimate objects, or dudes, right? But alas, there's little humor in this situation.
He's flashing back to some pretty unsavory moments in his life; he sees jungles and enemies,
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And what have I done to warrant this, hm?
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[Baron is fortunately not too changed in his mind-he looks like his usual self, but he's donning a military uniform. Ryo's rarely ran into non-Spanish-speaking man of different origins, like himself.
Weird.]
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I am out here because I am currently on my way from my work to my home, and walking between them necessitates being out-of-doors.
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You live in the jungle.
[It's a question destroyed by in-credulousness. The muzzle of the gun presses just a little into Baron's back, as if to say 'a better answer, PLEASE'.]
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[She'd grabbed up something on her way down, most likely a vase, in case she needed to throw something at someone. She paused as she came into the kitchen, and raised the vase.]
Hey, who are you?
[Just her luck Allen would be out right now too.]
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He sees her as a woman with a gun. Figures it's the owner of the small old hut, ready to defend her territory.]
I'm sorry, but I'm in need of a few supplies. Please put the vase down.
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[Shion sets the vase down.]
I don't know why you need supplies here, your own home should have enough, shouldn't it? But you're injured. You should let me look at it.
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I don't live here-I'm just passing through the village, sorry.
[Do his eyes seem off, like he was dreaming while awake? Yes, they do.]
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Excuse me, but who are you and what do you think you're doing?
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...Are you with the government, or the insurgents?
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What the fuck do you think you're doing?
[A really pissed off swordsman has whirled around to glare at you, but watch out, he's hallucinating as well.]
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Warning you. Next time I'll aim to kill. Who are you and why are you skimming along the Highlands??
[Luckily for Kanda, he's not pictured in a uniform. In fact, he looks just like his normal self. Which... confuses Ryo, since Japanese 'samurai' are pretty damn uncommon. Geez, what girly hair he has, too. :|]
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Eventually, he sighs, an exasperated tone in his voice.]
Honestly, is this any way to ask a guy out on a date? If you were that interested, you could have just sent me a nice letter.
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And you, good sir, have a Mestizo appearance in this here 1970's 'jungle'.]
[And okay, you earned a snicker.]
I've been hired to keep an eye out for sneaks like you-tell me what you're doing out here and why.
[He didn't appear to be armed, but he couldn't let people sliter into the base of operations.]
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I was about to grab a bite to eat. You can come join me, as long as you promise to keep your little knife sheathed. I don't let people stab me on the first date, hee hee.
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A bite to eat in the middle of the jungle, then? You're practically asking for me to kill you.
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