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[moldygoldie]

Dear Toronto

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[big_guy86]

Dear Goldie.

Is Phlipcyde REALLY this boring....like, why did you just write an entire letter to the city of toronto!? Do you really think toronto is going to listen? NO! because its too busy fucking some other lame ass ontario town [ex. Windsor] with its huge penis [the CN tower]. You think it wants to read hatemail while its getting its rocks off? No goldie....NO. Although I do agree with:
1.undatable men/losers
2.Good Jobs
3.Liquor store/Smoking comments
Love Paul

[moldygoldie]

yeah you only care about fucking men in the ass, but its ok... we love you... (christie and goldie)

god toronto is so gay... about as gay as you!
-christie (via goldies lj at gaysyde)

[big_guy86]

!!!! thats not all i care about! fucksakes...i love u guys more than i love fucking men in the ass.

[big_guy86]

but i gotta admit....it sure is a fine line. ;-)

[number_6]

An angry Toronto hits back

[moldygoldie]

Hey toronto,

Get you're fuckin shit together, health is so--- 5 minutes ago. Zen, Yoga, rice cakes...all hippy bullshit.

And ya, I'm still here, but it doesnt mean I love you, it just means I can't afford to move out. We are officially broken up tho, so you have to give me back my old Wu Tang t-shirt and my ninja turtles pillow case OK? ok.

don't call
or
right.

love
goldie

[number_6]

I can't believe this shit!

When we started going out, you were always like "Get your act together! Eat more fruit! Your ass is too big!" And even though I would try to say, like, "hey, it ain't my fault Etobicoke's shaped like that, honey" you just kept on. So I got healthy. And now health is passe? What the fuck?

You may still be here, but we're diving up ALL our shit tonight. Never again will you listen to my Kardinal Offishall albums. Never!

Don't call or write me, cause I'll totally be hooking up with Waterloo or Missisauga, baby.

[moldygoldie]

kardinal offishall is another one of you gayest achievements

GOOD RIDDANCE

[streets]

im fucken going back to CAIRO EGYPT/MANILLA PHILIPINESCYDE/VIRGINA USA

f this

[moldygoldie]

i almost bought you an egypt pin today but i opted for a turkey sandwhich...
SANDwhich

[streets]

what the fuck?
you asshole

now i really fucken want an egypt pin

[moldygoldie]

hahah JKS JKS JKS

i got it for you its really fundamental- - - y

[guyfawkesmonday]

dear goldie

[moldygoldie]

jason.

sometimes i want to kill you.

[the_3am_blues]

hello miss. i hate to whore myself out like this.. but you seem like such a fun lady.. just thought i'd say hello. so hi! i'm sherine.

[moldygoldie]

hii sherine

i am fun!