Recent Lost Episode Thoughts
I was hoping that Lost would be better this week after last week's episode which was just slightly lazy. WE DON'T KNOW WHICH KWAN WILL BE THE CANDIDATE. SO LET'S JUST KILL BOTH OF THEM. YAY. On a separate note, I totally had a dream that Jin just floated up to the surface failing to kill himself with his wife -- HIS POOR BABY AT HOME THAT HE WILL NEVER GET TO SEE IN PERSON :( -- and in that dream there was also Smokie aka Locke Monster ( which just makes me think of Loch Ness Monster) and he was trying to kill people with kitchens that had like razors coming out of the drawers --very convoluted. AND KATE IS STILL ALIVE. JUST DIE. ALREADY. PLEEEEEASE. And then Sayid and Claire were like we are not threatening at all, can we come on the sub with you too, and EVERYBODY WAS LIKE SUREEEEEE BECAUSE YOU HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH ALL THOSE PEOPLE AT THE TEMPLE GETTING KILLED. SO. I HAD HIGHER HOPES that this week's episode would be better.
I do not think it was at all. First, we've got a pregnant lady just floating in the ocean...her friends obviously didn't like her very much if they swam for shore but left her behind?....idk. So then she swims for shore, finds some water, befriends a lady in a crazy outfit. Said crazy lady helps her give birth. AND WHAT IS IT WITH THE CRAZY SINGLE WHITE FEMALE ladies on this island ( Claire, Rousseau, etc.) Now. I was watching with friends and I was like...and then she's going to have another baby...and she did. And then I was like...and now she's going to hit her with a rock in the face -- which she did. I don't like that Lost has gotten so predictable and soap opera-y. AND ALSO. WHY COULDN'T YOU NAME THE MAN IN BLACK. -- I ONLY THOUGHT OF ONE NAME? CLAUDIA, that's a horrible excuse. Like you must know of more than one name. BOB is perfectly fine. I don't understand.
Then Jacob and "Bob" age. And "Bob" is definitely the favorite of crazy lady for good reason because Jacob is kind of a pussy who expresses himself with his fists when all else fails. It just seems Bob just gets beaten up CONSTANTLY. Anyway so Crazy Lady was like.. I need to show you what you need to guard. -- ENTER THE VAGINA CAVE OF LIGHT.
And then she was like..YOU MUST NEVER ENTER THE VAGINA CAVE. And they were like...YES DEFINITELY. Not going in there. Because we are just little boys. Why would we care about glowing mystical vagina caves? But Bob starts having visions of dead people and things go downhill.
30 YEARS LATER. I like how they kept stressing that. I've been with these people for 30 YEARS. And Bob is off with his own kind doing his stupid thing with electromagnets. Wee. Jacob's still living with Crazy Lady. And was she SHAVING HER LEGS? or doing something else. I just think that the man who lives in a cave with a lady who killed his own mother is and is okay with it, is not going to have a normal psyche.
So Bob is going to try to leave the Island. Crazy lady won't let that happen and just kills everybody. Bob then is like I'm going to kill you crazy lady with this dagger ( the same one Ben used to kill Jacob?) and then of course Jacob is pissed because now he's stuck in his cave all by himself.
So what's a rational level headed Jacob to do? Throw his brother in the VAGINA CAVE OF LIGHT, which makes a huge PLUME OF SMOKE MONSTER COME OUT! And then he buries them together in his cave, so they can be together FOREVER. THE END.
The young Jacob that we've seen previously and he's all bloody, does that represent that Jacob had blood on his hands -- killing his own brother, or that's the form that Bob aka Smokie sees because he had his brother killed and he can see dead people. Because Jacob is still like a little boy?
Bob couldn't leave because he was going to be the Crazy Lady's replacement...but then since he's became kind of what they were supposed to guard, he really can't leave, and Jacob is the guard de facto. Very silly all around. AND POOR DESMOND'S STILL IN A WELL.
I do not think it was at all. First, we've got a pregnant lady just floating in the ocean...her friends obviously didn't like her very much if they swam for shore but left her behind?....idk. So then she swims for shore, finds some water, befriends a lady in a crazy outfit. Said crazy lady helps her give birth. AND WHAT IS IT WITH THE CRAZY SINGLE WHITE FEMALE ladies on this island ( Claire, Rousseau, etc.) Now. I was watching with friends and I was like...and then she's going to have another baby...and she did. And then I was like...and now she's going to hit her with a rock in the face -- which she did. I don't like that Lost has gotten so predictable and soap opera-y. AND ALSO. WHY COULDN'T YOU NAME THE MAN IN BLACK. -- I ONLY THOUGHT OF ONE NAME? CLAUDIA, that's a horrible excuse. Like you must know of more than one name. BOB is perfectly fine. I don't understand.
Then Jacob and "Bob" age. And "Bob" is definitely the favorite of crazy lady for good reason because Jacob is kind of a pussy who expresses himself with his fists when all else fails. It just seems Bob just gets beaten up CONSTANTLY. Anyway so Crazy Lady was like.. I need to show you what you need to guard. -- ENTER THE VAGINA CAVE OF LIGHT.
And then she was like..YOU MUST NEVER ENTER THE VAGINA CAVE. And they were like...YES DEFINITELY. Not going in there. Because we are just little boys. Why would we care about glowing mystical vagina caves? But Bob starts having visions of dead people and things go downhill.
30 YEARS LATER. I like how they kept stressing that. I've been with these people for 30 YEARS. And Bob is off with his own kind doing his stupid thing with electromagnets. Wee. Jacob's still living with Crazy Lady. And was she SHAVING HER LEGS? or doing something else. I just think that the man who lives in a cave with a lady who killed his own mother is and is okay with it, is not going to have a normal psyche.
So Bob is going to try to leave the Island. Crazy lady won't let that happen and just kills everybody. Bob then is like I'm going to kill you crazy lady with this dagger ( the same one Ben used to kill Jacob?) and then of course Jacob is pissed because now he's stuck in his cave all by himself.
So what's a rational level headed Jacob to do? Throw his brother in the VAGINA CAVE OF LIGHT, which makes a huge PLUME OF SMOKE MONSTER COME OUT! And then he buries them together in his cave, so they can be together FOREVER. THE END.
The young Jacob that we've seen previously and he's all bloody, does that represent that Jacob had blood on his hands -- killing his own brother, or that's the form that Bob aka Smokie sees because he had his brother killed and he can see dead people. Because Jacob is still like a little boy?
Bob couldn't leave because he was going to be the Crazy Lady's replacement...but then since he's became kind of what they were supposed to guard, he really can't leave, and Jacob is the guard de facto. Very silly all around. AND POOR DESMOND'S STILL IN A WELL.