There ain't no cure for the summertime flu!!! Sweating to death in the kitchen of the roseville doesn't help much either. Was throwing up all day on thursday, reached new heights of sickness on friday, and almost flat out died tonight. Can't call in sick, cause I need the money....goddamn captialist fuck bill collecting fuck offs, making me pay ( Read more... )

I have recently begun to think again about the apacolypse. I know everyone has thier own views about the end of the world, and I like the Gaia's revenge theory. For those of you not in the know...Gaia's revenge is when mother earth decides that we have become to much for her, and she chooses to eliminate us through a series of natural cataclysims. ( Read more... )

Top Ten Reasons Why it Sucks To Work In A Kitchen

10. HOT
9. Sticky
8. sweaty
7. stinky
6. greasy
5. hot
4 really really hot
3. Did I mention hot?
2. seriously...like heat stroke man
1. Are you kidding....it's fuckin hot in that shit man!!!!

The Keys to Your Heart

You are attracted to good manners and elegance.

In love, you feel the most alive when things are straight-forward, and you're told that you're loved.

You'd like to your lover to think you are stylish and alluring.

You would be forced to break up with someone who was ruthless, cold-blooded, and sarcastic.
Your ideal ( Read more... )

Notice to all readers.......
The following is fiction, not real...I repeat, a work of fiction!

The American Dream

Tommorrow, I go home. End over end, over end, over end, over end, over crash. The bottle is broken, much like myself, tossed asunder and left shattered. It's been ten years since I've been home. I always ( Read more... )

How to make a Lord Vigo
Ingredients:

3 parts success

5 parts crazyiness

3 parts beauty
Method:
Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Top it off with a sprinkle of lustfulness and enjoy!

Personality cocktail
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smells of antisewptic loom heavy in the air as I, breathing deeply, sense my own mortality for the very first time. "Cancer" they said lightly as if it were no big thing, "Is what it looks like to me". I feel as though I've already died and am just waiting for death to come and pick me up, only his SUV is stuck in traffic on the way to me. ( Read more... )

I got it working now! hey garrett...you know I won't sleep with you right???

molex666's LJ stalker is slacker22!slacker22 is stalking you because they saw your picture and fell in love.. They are also prank calling you regularly!

LJ Stalker Finder
From Go-Quiz.com

Which of your LiveJournal friends is STALKING you ( Read more... )