Pigs
"Here's something. Let's see if you guys get this. Today on Family Feud: top five most famous pigs."
"Babe."
"Porky."
"Babe, Porky, yes."
"Wilbur."
"Who?"
"Wilbur!"
"Nnnno."
"Whaaat."
"Who's Wilbur?"
"From Charlotte's Web!"
"What's that, that movie."
"Charlotte's Web?!"
"I've never heard of it either."
"What!"
"Arnold Ziffle!"
"Yes! Very good, Mom!"
"Who?"
"From Green Acres."
"Oh."
"So, we've got Porky, he was number one. Then... Babe. Then..."
"Man, I can't think of anymore. Tell us."
"Miss Piggy."
"Ahhh."
"Yes."
"...But that's only four. You said there were five."
"What? Wait. Porky was first. Then Babe. Then... oh, that's the one, um.... Okay, there's the third, then Miss Piggy was fourth, and then Arnold Ziffle."
"What was the last one?"
"Arnold Ziffle."
"No, what was the last one we can't think of."
"Oh. Um... hmm... God, I can't remember. Check online for it."
"...Okay, I'm at a famous pig site. We've got Wilbur. Pumbaa. Three Little Pigs. Oh, Piglet!"
"Oh, no, someone said Piglet, and everyone clapped good answer, but it wasn't there."
"I just don't know who Wilbur is."
"It's Charlotte's Web!"
"I've never seen that, I'm sorry."
"Okay, well, I don't know what to tell you. All of these famous pig sites have the same ones."
"It wasn't any of those..."
"Third most popular answer? It's Wilbur."
"I'm sure it's not. Oh, some jerk said, 'Famous pig? My mother-in-law!'"
"Ugh."
"What a waste of an answer."
"That guy should have been shot."
"With the gun you own and love?"
"Okay. Porky... then Babe--"
"OKAY."
"Yes, stop it, we know."
"No, but--"
"We know the four, we don't know the fifth."
"Arnold Ziffle was fifth, the missing one was third... Third? Fourth? No, third."
"The order is entirely irrelevant."
"Wait, wait. Porky Pig. Babe. Blank. Miss--"
"That's it, I'm going to bed."
"Oh, Mom, don't."
"What, because of me?"
"I've heard the darn list twelve times: I am going to bed."
"Hm."
"Hm."
"I wish... okay. I knew them when I heard them. Porky. Babe."
"It's Wilbur. Just because you two have never heard of Charlotte's Web doesn't mean the rest of the world hasn't. It's Wilbur."
"I swear, it wasn't.... I swear, someone said Wilbur, and I said, 'Who?' and then there was the X, you know, the EHHH and the big red X."
"Well, if your memory is so sharp, why don't you think of the fifth pig!"
"...Porky. Babe. Arnold Ziffle."