“Human beings are a cross between monkeys and ants ( Read more... )

I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row ( Read more... )

Wow. I completely forgot that i had a livejournal until a couple of days ago. I guess I should post something to update ( Read more... )

SCREW NEW YORK!
YOU'RE STAYING IN BTR AND SPENDING WEEKENDS WITH ME SINGING ABOUT BOOGERS AND GOING TO JACK IN THE BOX AT 4:30 AM.

Last night was Prom.
I am officially the PROM QUEEN for the class of 2006.
I can't decide whether I'm really excited or really embaressed.

This Wednesday at two minutes and three seconds after 1:00 AM it will be:

1:02:03 4/5/06

1,2,3,4,5,6.

This will never happen again.

p.s. happy new year!

i get my wisdom teeth out in the morning.
pray for me.

Dress to impress.

I don't know.