Oh Dear

[mollymillions]

Okay ladies, let's get this straight: Your vagina is not outerwear. Unless you work in certain very specific fields your co-workers and office mates should not, I repeat, not be able to discern the size and shape of your labia during the work day. Your vagina may be a source of great pride to you. Perhaps you feel it's best to keep it available,

Comments

[ray47]

Are we talking about too-short skirt, or too-tight pants?

[mollymillions]

We're talking too short, too tight skirt on too much girl.

[lok1]

and you actually saw the boo-ya?

[mollymillions]

Ha no, no boo-ya was seen but there was camel toe action. I didn't even think this was possible in a skirt, yet somehow it was happening. I'm sure if she sat down the boo-ya would have been visible.

[mollymillions]

A very special company that employs only trolls, freaks, chain smokers and the severely fashion challenged. They occupy some floors of our building.

[jacquelyn4444]

Funniest.
Reply.
Ever.

[jacquelyn4444]

Most.
Nauseating.
Post.
Ever.

[mollymillions]

Ha, I just couldn't keep it to myself. Neither could she, apparently.

[jacquelyn4444]

Awww, MoMo... you ripped that obvious chance for snarky follow-up commentary right outta Tone's hands...