Comments | mollymillions: Me not wantee work

mollymillions

Me not wantee work

Mar 25, 2005 15:13

It's Friday afternoon.
I just had a mackin' lunch with Lady J.
I'm full of chinese chicken salad and lobster bisque.
An assload of work is piled on my desk.
It's sunny and the sky is blue.
I have one week left at this job.

Add up all of this information and the result is (drum roll please). I have no interest in work.

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Mmmmmm.... lunnnnnch! jacquelyn4444 March 25 2005, 15:38:48 UTC

You froggot to mention the multitudes of homeless people begging for our hard-earned money.

The most original plea of today: "Hey ladies, can you spare some change for an ABORTION?" (from two dirty ass men leaning against the bus-stop wall.

Re: Mmmmmm.... lunnnnnch! mollymillions March 25 2005, 15:58:44 UTC

Ha, I totally forgot about them and our excellent conversation about what we should have said:

"Is it for my abortion? I didn't even know I was pregnant!"
"I'll take a plastic coathanger please, those metal ones are too pointy"

I think living/working downtown has warped our minds. . .

Re: Mmmmmm.... lunnnnnch! jacquelyn4444 March 25 2005, 16:51:38 UTC

Ha! Maybe we were looking pregnant at the time?

My other fave of our replies: "Ummm, would you mind washing your nasty hands before you give me an abortion, Mister?"

avantard March 25 2005, 15:48:09 UTC

This sounds familiar some how....

mollymillions March 25 2005, 15:59:03 UTC

I bet ;)

tone_milazzo March 25 2005, 16:32:26 UTC

"Freecell, take me away!"