Wardrobe malfunction

[mollymolekular]

So I wore a skirt today, a little pleated grey kilt I've had for a couple of years but never wear. Really not the skirt type. Now I remember why

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[genesisdiem]

that's why I always wear boyshorts under my skirts and never wear a white shirt without a bra thick enough to be a bikini.

I remember once I wore a skirt in college.. and only once... I literally stopped 4 lanes of traffic. I was so flustered I never wore one again. I swore it must have been tucked into my panties or something.

[mollymolekular]

ugh, sounds like what happened to me today! and here I'm thinking people are smiling at me cause I'm happy or maybe they think I'm pretty . . . instead it's a double feature of buttcheeks and cleavage.

*cringe*

[pumpkinescoba33]

If I had a hot air balloon, I could be there in about an hour. Maybe I'll hijack one for you.

[mollymolekular]

Sounds like a plan, babe!

[cashbox]

just so the skirt doesn't come into play *with* the hot-air balloon. that's just setting yourself up for more trouble.

[mollymolekular]

Well, I'm wearing the trackpants now :)

[ex_nomoresci293]

I feel for you, but I'm sorry I had to chuckle at this just a bit.

At the very least, take comfort in the fact that you are not wearing a hideous bright green Kangol hat that no one has the guts to tell you looks like shit because they are all afraid you won't lend them lab equipment again. But I guess it's enough of a distraction from her face that looks equally like shit.

Did I mention I'm happy today?

[mollymolekular]

Oh, MAN, I forgot about her. I look *almost* as misguided today. Just as trashy I bet, but my colours are coordinated better.

And I'm glad you're happy, honey!

[ex_nomoresci293]

You could never look as misguided. Trust me.

Oh, and also, when you are walking home today in your see-through top, please don't walk by any high schools. I wouldn't want you to be the cause of any parking lot accidents.

*chuckles*

(Okay, my humor is lame.)

[thecoldroom]

High school, my ass.

[thecoldroom]

You do make the most marvelous first impressions.

[mollymolekular]

I guess. I don't know, but this keeps happening. I'll think I look really respectible at 7AM and by noon I look like hell or my outfit has succumbed to some sort of tragedy. I'm so challenged.

[ex_nomoresci293]

You should do what Cher does... multiple costume changes throughout the day to keep yourself looking fresh!

Well, that and hire 4 scantily clad gay men to run ahead of you and announce your arrival.

*chuckles*

[mollymolekular]

Damn. I JUST finished commenting how glad I am that you don't compare me to that tacky cyborg anymore. Sigh.