Comments | mollymolekular: Alone again, naturally

mollymolekular

Alone again, naturally

Nov 07, 2005 10:09

I think I'm going a little overboard tutoring math this year. I am loudly and proudly domaining and ranging left right and centre. My Math dial goes all the way to eleven. I have 4 students, all in the same grade at the same school, and it's all the same math . . . but I have BAGGAGE about it. Grade 11 Math, that is ( Read more... )

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The extent of my ability to do equalities idadebeautreux November 7 2005, 15:51:52 UTC

Math dial to 11 = WOOT. Hahahahah!

Breakup = *hug*

Re: The extent of my ability to do equalities mollymolekular November 7 2005, 17:08:03 UTC

Can I make a lame-ass joke about how the reason we broke up was because of the imbalance, i.e. inequalities?

I suppose not. God, I wish you were here to cheer me up. We could play hooky, drink a pitcher, and go to the planetarium and make up funny constellations. Of Ryan getting struck by lightning while simultaneously being bissected by an exploding truck full of poison ivy.

Re: The extent of my ability to do equalities idadebeautreux November 7 2005, 18:34:03 UTC

Word, that WOULD be cool. They seriously need to perfect teleportation so I can bamph to Canada on a regular basis.

With the research going as it is (meaning: nowhere, or alternately, reaming me up the ass), I would DEARLY like to say, "Mr. Advisor, I've had quite enough of this abject CRAP for quite some time, and I am leaving on a road trip."

I think the worst thing I ever wished on a guy was that his "dick would rot and fall off into the mouth of his girlfriend the next time she was sucking it."

Re: The extent of my ability to do equalities mollymolekular November 7 2005, 18:40:44 UTC

Oh my goodness. I adore you. PLEASE, roadtrip. Roadtrip, please.

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bobbarker November 7 2005, 15:55:31 UTC

I have seen some really mean and spiteful things done between ex-couples after the break up. Strangely the most effective form of revenge that creates the most gnawing hurt is rarely attempted directly, but is occasionally stumbled into without the intention of hurting the ex and with the effects only learned long afterwards.

What is this horrid form of revenge?

Being happy and living well...

mollymolekular November 7 2005, 17:00:49 UTC

Oh my goodness. That is far too mature for where I'm at now :P

You are completely correct, I have to admit . . . though I'd still like to borrow your light sabre and slice him into pieces so small they could fall through a diffraction slit.

But that is the grief talking. And grief leads to anger. anger leads to hate. Hate leads to guilt. Guilt leads to chocolate. And chocolate leads to the dark side.

idadebeautreux November 7 2005, 19:06:49 UTC

But... but... the darker chocolate is, the BETTER.

And better = gooder, and good = the Force.

thecoldroom November 7 2005, 16:34:00 UTC

Where the hell do I sign up? I'll make the friggin' t-shirts!

mollymolekular November 7 2005, 17:04:54 UTC

Maybe on the front there could be a photo of two penguins with the words "Penguins mate for life."

On the back it could say "Morons."

thecoldroom November 7 2005, 17:32:32 UTC

I would prefer this, on front, "Interesting fact #1: Penguins mate for life." with a picture of two penguins hugging, then on the back "Interesting fact #2: It only takes five pounds of pressure to break the human neck." with a picture of one penguin walking in on two other penguins in bed.

mollymolekular November 7 2005, 17:36:35 UTC

You know what? I think our club is going to be hugely successful.

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katie1238 November 7 2005, 16:59:17 UTC

Math teachers are never really fun. At least that's the reaction that I have gathered from various math students.

I fully support the break up club. Bitching about exes is one of life's pleasures, and while you shouldn't really have fun doing it, you do anyways. Do you have to be a recent dumpee/dumper to join? Its been awhile for me, but I feel some of the bitterness will always be with me.

mollymolekular November 7 2005, 17:03:31 UTC

No, I'm always out of sync with my girlfriends on the breakup front. Boo. But there will be a bitchfest with wine tonight, and Sharon'll tell me how awesome I am and how I could do so much better and all the wonderful wonderful things girls say to each other to deal:)

Mr. Bodi... no way! astroboy314 November 7 2005, 17:26:48 UTC

Wait a minute... Mr. Bodi you say??? I had a Mr. Bodi join our school and teach math when I was in grade 10 or 11. Could it be the same guy? How many french math teachers named Mr. Bodi live in Toronto? (and are jerks too!)

He would hand out graded tests in descending grade order and announce everybody's name and the grade they got. That's terrible!

Is he short, short hair, troll-like, with a wide evil smile?

Re: Mr. Bodi... no way! mollymolekular November 7 2005, 17:35:07 UTC

OHMYGODYES!!!!! He would say your last name first, then the first. It was SO embarrassing.

I heard he left after my year. I cannot BELIEVE you ended up with him.

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ongoingstory November 7 2005, 18:58:12 UTC

Nix the last question on the other post... lol.

Sorry about the break up, but I don't believe in hate clubs. To love is to live and forgiveness is resalute and forever. LOL, what a load, right? No, seriously... people shouldn't be angry. They should just live in a commune and give each other hippie names. My eyes hurt.

So was it bad? Are you doing okay? I'm sure you'll be okay. You're a fictional character named Molly Molecular. I'll write your novel and lifestory. I'm sure the ending will be explosive.

mollymolekular November 7 2005, 19:08:22 UTC

Not you too! I AM JUST KIDDING ABOUT THE HATE. Good lord, I thought it was obvious, what with the watermelon involvement and all.

I don't know if it was bad or not. It was bad enough, how about that?