Daily Summary

[mollymoon]

Meeting Minutes from the Nat'l Sarcasm Society

• 13:56 Someone signed me up for a free sample from playtex tampons and always pads. Me, the girl who hasn't had a uterus for 7 years. How droll. #
• 21:59 We don't want to drink from the Fountain of Youth, but the Fountain of Innocence, of Ignorance. We equate youth w/less pain of heart & body. #

Comments

[erised1810]

ouch. *buzzes* wrong answer. i need a word forthis thatdescribes soemthignthat goes beyond irony. if this was a joke i'd liek to stuff the whoel thign and it's contents right thorugh their nose. wow...
aand who were you quoting/ or was that yourself. because wow that was a beautiful thought.