Fanfic drinking game

[mollyringwraith]

karadin recently asked folks on her LJ: which hobbitslash cliches bug you most? It's an amusing thread, but, I think, too limited for this particular readership. So I've taken the idea further, all the way into a...

'Lord of the Rings' fanfiction drinking game...and I welcome additions to this list, which is, after all, merely a work in progress

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Hobbits are Minty!

[mousapelli]

this is funniest thing I've read this week, and I wish this weren't Monday so that the claim would have a bit more punch.

I'm using your LJ to drag one of my RL friends into fandom, btw. Thought you should know you're effecting positive change on the world.

Re: Hobbits are Minty!

[mollyringwraith]

Cool. It is refreshing indeed (almost as refreshing as a minty hobbit) to know I have done some good in the world.

Re: Hobbits are Minty!

[mollyringwraith]

Cool. It is refreshing indeed (almost as refreshing as a minty hobbit) to know I have done some good in the world.

[ems]

You are actually brilliant. Ha.

[chapatti]

I'd add a sip for each mention of the infamous Phial-of-Scented-Oil® used for, er, something else than massaging the back, but you would end up on the floor in no time ;)

[jendurrfukt]

doing it on horseback???? oh my, nowhere in my sexy bitch's book of doing it, getting it and giving it does it mention that one...

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[badgermirlacca]

You mean nobody but me has ever heard of heaven-on-a-horse before? That's an OLD one.

Actually, I find hobbits to be rather more fruity than minty.

[ramalama]

*signs up for liver transplant*