I had this pervy dream; and you were there, and you...

[mollyringwraith]

I blame fictualities for inspiring me to this.

Lines from The Wizard of Oz That Sound Perviest When Taken Out of ContextIn the order in which they appear in the movie

Comments

[captnofmyheart]

First of all - a HUGE squee over your userpic...can I swipe?!

Second, that was hilarious...if only because Ive secretly thought those things myself whenever I watched the movie (as an adult of course...I wasnt that kind of kid!)

[mollyringwraith]

Yep--swipe away! Glad you like it.

I wasn't that kind of kid either, but once the perviness sets in, it's hard to eradicate.

[fictualities]

BWAH!!!!

LION: I -- I -- I hope my strength holds out.
TIN MAN: I hope your tail holds out.

I . . . I think this joke has damaged my DNA. *collapses*

Someone needs to write Lion/Tin Man, really, it must be done.

[mollyringwraith]

Glad you liked it. :D The word "interspecies" probably isn't even adequate to describe Lion/Tin Man...

[dirae]

This was on TV awhile back, and Kev (my resident perv) tagged almost all of these. We are all going to hell in a handbasket. :)

[mollyringwraith]

Hee. I'm actually surprised more of them didn't jump out at me a lot earlier--especially "Where do you want to be oiled first?"

[naill_renfro]

And don't forget...

DOROTHY: Oh, but he doesn't do it every day -- just once or twice a week.

TIN MAN: It-it-it-it... it's a huge one!

W.W. of the W. (to DOROTHY): What do you think I'm going to do? But that's not what's worrying me -- it's how to do it.

/Elphaba Lives!
//"Hermione gave a little moan in his ear."
///"'Dumbledore wants you taught what it feels like,' said Moody, his magical eye swiveling onto Hermione..."

[mollyringwraith]

Hee--good additions! And, for that matter, "I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog too!" (Eek.)

[jadedanddark]

And the declaration of, "Not nobody, not nohow!"

[mollyringwraith]

Hehe. That Wizard's such a prude. ;)