The Return of the Kinky

[mollyringwraith]

I hope you are ready for some really raunchy ROTK reading. (Dig the alliteration, hepcats!)

This is an ROTK parody review, which was not (repeat, not) written by me, but it had me laughing helplessly, so I got the author's permission to post it here. I should warn you, there is much squickability - remember my all-slash FOTR? well, this breaks

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[wyrdlinks]

The whole thing had me giggling, but Who cares about Eowyn
finding true love when making up heaps of scenes of
her wanting Aragorn that weren't in Tolkien is so much
more fun? had me seriously laughing out load!

Brilliant. Much credit to Miranda!

[jedmiller]

Eowyn really hopes she might get to bang Aragorn if she gets him
drunk enough. Who cares if he's 87? Some men improve
with age. Look at Theoden, he's 60-odd and he's great
in the sack.

- had I been drinking anything, would have spewed on this one - stakes its claim at the Party Tree dead-center in the Hobbiton of *Neeasty!*

having your evil ass whipped is the
new black!

- I love that!!

Sam talks of the Shire, accompanied by some Irish
pipes that seemed to have strayed in from the
soundtrack of "Titanic".

- I thought that too!

"Huh?" says anyone who hasn't read the
books. AND WE DON'T BLAME YOU.

- oh come on, she MUST have read your stuff...

[mollyringle]

stakes its claim at the Party Tree dead-center in the Hobbiton of *Neeasty!*

Especially followed up with Eomer being all "wham-bam-thank-you-sis." Nabokov meets Tolkien, or something. :)

oh come on, she MUST have read your stuff...

*shrug* The Faramir/Eowyn omission was the number one yelled-about change over on lordoftherings, it seemed. Well, maybe it was in second place, after "Go home, Sam." But we were hardly the only ones to notice and heckle it. That's actually the one thing I'm looking forward to most in the EE. Surprising, given my hobbitcentric nature.

[jedmiller]

I was thinking in particular of the whole PEOPLE WHO READ THE BOOK as a character shtick and how she used it the way you did.

[jedmiller]

As Stevie Nicks said when someone sued her over "Sarah" - "we were writing under the same star". Of course, she was coked off her noodle at the time, so I'm not sure I should using her as an example ;)

Mirr xx

[malakhai]

*applause*

Again, another masterpiece! You have never failed us yet.

[mollyringwraith]

I assume you mean that as praise for the actual author. :) It wasn't written by me.

[malakhai]

True, yet I do not know who the real author is, so I posted it here.

[evenstar_22]

i just thought it was interesting how you wrote:
Sam talks of the Shire, accompanied by some Irish
pipes that seemed to have strayed in from the
soundtrack of "Titanic".

i actually know the guy who played the flute/tin whistle whatever on the titanic soundtrack.

other than that, great work. so hilarious! thanks for writing it!

[mollyringwraith]

I'd love to accept the praise, but must point out this passage from the beginning: ...which was not (repeat, not) written by me, but it had me laughing helplessly, so I got the author's permission to post it here...

I'll hope Miranda comes by and reads your appreciation of it. :)

In other news, that's pretty cool to know the musician! I played flute in school...

[evenstar_22]

yeah, i thought i'd read that, but i wasn't entirely sure. maybe i'm just all around praising you? maybe i'm praising you for posting it here. ahh, that's it. :)
well, miranda, i'm praising you too!

props all around!

anyway, yeah, chris norman. known by many people to be the preppiest wooden flute player in the world. kind of a creepy guy, but cool as well.

[maealoeki]

Denethor, in flames, pitches over the parapet of the
seventh level of Minas Tirith. Wow! It's a bigger
rush than auto-erotic asphyxiation! [But hands up if
you thinks PJ should **so** have let him die with more
dignity.]

OOh, maybe he took down an orc or two when he jumped on them all on fire?!