So, like, Christmas is only about six weeks away so I am spending my CONSIDERABLE (and unacceptable amount of) alone time at home creating my Christmas list.

I came across thisI know you all like me and stuff and given that there are still six weeks left until Christmas and that I am being tortured WEEKLY with trips to Dr. Torquemada (WTF?), I was ( Read more... )

I think Mom totally has like Munchausen Syndrome (by Proxy) or something.

I'M FINE.  OKAY.  THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH ME.

But no.  Today, she's all 'We have to go see Dr. Torquemada again' and got out my ride and stuff (which is cool but SO could be cooler - and don't I deserve to get my ride pimped?  It's embarrassing and boring the way it ( Read more... )

WHAT THE FUCK ( Read more... )

Dear Tango:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY AND STUFF!

Love, Molly

P.S. Sometimes the best gift is the one that gives back, right? So, feel free to send me your cat, okay? Thanks.

So, the party was cool. cjthediva's house is cool and, as a courtesy, I did some 'touch up cleaning' and 'rodent checks' for her because I've noticed that people *rarely* get all the crumbs out of corners and stuff (I always check ALL CORNERS because invariably I find something missed in one of them - TOTALLY worth the effort if it's something good) and ( Read more... )

So, I am definitely thinking that Mom is drugging the liverwurst. I was outside and that Boxer who is always in my face walked by and he was all 'I can take you!' and I'm all.... 'Um, you totally need to chill out, dude. Why can't we all just get along, okay? Namaste and stuff ( Read more... )

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So last night Mom's all 'I'm tired. I think I won't give you a bath tonight, Molly. You'll just have to go to the shore dirty.' First of all, wha? I had a bath like a week ago. WTF? Then she's all 'I'll just check my friends list' and she logs onto LJ and there's your post about how you gave your FOUR dogs a bath (What did they do to deserve ( Read more... )

Tango had this meme in her journal and gave me the letter F, okay?  Here are the rules if you want to join in:

Comment to this post and I'll give you a letter. In your journal, list 10 of your favorite songs that begin with that letter. Then, post in your own, if you see fit.My favorite ten songs starting with F ( Read more... )

So recently Mom has decided to up her abuse of me by taking me to see Dr. Torquemada MULTIPLE TIMES.  First, it was because I needed a 'shot' - supposedly.  Then he took my blood.  Then he took more blood. (Um, hello!  I need that, okay ( Read more... )