My ring! It is back in my possession. Now I have two stones! Which I think is illegal. But that's what those fuckers get for doing a shoddy repair job the first time. Woo!

"But not every wrong, or even every violation of the law, is a crime."

Sweet! I wonder which violations of the law I can get away with.

Today is a special day. I'm having an omelet for breakfast.

And I think the landscaping guy outside just ruined his mower on a branch. Which is hilarious, because he's giving me a headache.

So when you thrown a bunch of mozzarella cheese into a pot of noodles, it looks like spider webs. Once it's all melted, you know? Thus I have invented the "I'm too drunk and lazy to cook" mac-n-cheese-dinner. Boil noodles and throw in whatever cheese you happen to have in the house. With the exception of cottage cheese. While delicious, it does not ( Read more... )

1) I always wanted to be...my friend, Jessica. With her confidence, I could fly to the moon ( Read more... )

I HAVE AN INTERVIEW ON FRIDAY OMFG!!!!!

Kay, sorry. Loves.

What is new in the life of Nicole? Not very much by normal standards. "Then why write?" you may ask. I don't have a good answer to that. It may be related to the question of why people maintain political blogs. There is no good answer, it is simply the human need to perpetuate the lie that man's mundane ideas are terribly important. When they are ( Read more... )

From the Indy Star ( Read more... )

This is disgusting: http://www.nytimes.com/2008/07/26/nyregion/26camp.html?pagewanted=1&_r=1&hp.

Not surprising, but disgusting.

OIL CHANGE TIME!

I forgot how excited I am about The Dark Knight. HOLY FUCK! If the 3AM show ain't sold out, I'm driving my drunk ass to Evansville.