WHY IS TWITTER STILL DOWN!?!?!?!?!??!!?!?!?!?!??!

reading old emails and rum and cokes do not mix well.

now i want to break shit.

also, twitter has been down all day. what the fuck?

Goodbye John Austin Smith


( Read more... )

Drop out of life with bong in hand ( Read more... )

ask me to take a picture of something. whatever you can think of. (fyi, if you say "YOUR PENIS" i think we both know how that's going to end.) i'll take the pictures and post them back here ASAP. on your mark, get set..

Rosie Cotton dancin'

She had ribbons in her hair

If ever I was to marry someone...it would've been her

It would've been her

quotes quotes quotes ( Read more... )

Try to imagine yourself in the Cretaceous Period. You get your first look at this "six foot turkey" as you enter a clearing. He moves like a bird, lightly, bobbing his head. And you keep still because you think that maybe his visual acuity is based on movement like T-Rex - he'll lose you if you don't move. But no, not Velociraptor. You stare at him ( Read more... )

Little TV sets, goin' off inside my ear
Spaceman floating by
Firecracker beer
Chased a demon's lightning
Music hits your eye
Up and down the sidewalk
Take a Doo Doo Pie
I Love You

Go away from my window ( Read more... )