Handing out eye makeup at the door? I'd be first in line!
Sir, would you like thin or crispy crust with your lap dance?
The two for one? Get me and that medium stripper is free.
That reminded me of those naked sushi bars where the customers can serve themselves off the model who has various pieces of sushi placed all over her body.
Well, I think I was getting out of hand, every other word was fuck or crap and I was referring to almost everyone as 'a dick.' There has to be a better way for me to express my general disdain for almost everything.
Yeah, I wouldn't of remembers this one if I hadn't written it down almost immediately. Freaky stuff.
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Sir, would you like thin or crispy crust with your lap dance?
The two for one? Get me and that medium stripper is free.
That reminded me of those naked sushi bars where the customers can serve themselves off the model who has various pieces of sushi placed all over her body.
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Have you ever been to one of those naked sushi bars? I would love to check one out, but that concept is not very popular here in the midwest.
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Dreams, the ones I remember in the morning are usually scary or very strange,... but I hardly write them down...
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Yeah, I wouldn't of remembers this one if I hadn't written it down almost immediately. Freaky stuff.
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