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[mom_star]

I have a serious toast problem. When I am sad, I turn to toast for comfort. So far this evening, I have eaten 5 pieces of toast, and it's clear I'm not ready to stop. This is a cry for help, a loud prayer to Atkins, God of All Things Bacon and Non-Carby.

Ahhh, toast. Toast...

Comments

[hot_rod_poet]

it could be worse. it could be english muffins.

[mom_star]

Do you have something against *nooks and crannies*? Or is it the English in particular you hate?

Thanks for the ride offer last night; I'm sure I'll need one soon enough. I'm all kinds of drinky! :)

[nerak_g]

cheers! i mean--butt...er!

[lowhumcrush]

wanna know what my man got me hooked on?

raisin toast. with too much butter. and with brown sugar sprinkled on top. FUCK.

[ablueeyedboy]

Try it with cinnamon sugar!

bwa ha ha ha haa!

[mom_star]

You're all evil in the spice cabinet & shit.

[mom_star]

You always gotta outclass me when it comes to foodstuffs. Damn. Will you coach me for cupcake eating at SM? I'm probably going this year (no promises), & I'm not sure I have the Skillz for the decathlon...

[mom_star]

Very San Francisco of you ;) ... Hot baths are good for everyone everywhere, but it does tend to make the bread soggy.

ps - I have the login info at home, if you still need it. I'll get it to you tonight.

[amieinstereo]

Yes, toast is comfort.
My sister bought me a toast press that looks like Jesus is toasted in.
It makes toast eating very pleasurable.
Glad to see you're alive and kicking.
Proud of you, girly.
xxxx

[mom_star]

This is my body, which has been toasted for you. Sounds (ahem) heavenly, sweet.

I'm alive & definitely kicking. Are you ever coming to Boston? It would be immensely neat to meet you someday.

[amieinstereo]

i would love to meet you!
i don't see myself making it to Boston until summertime, but if i go, you'll definitely hear from me...

"Body of Christ?"
Amen.