LOL! I got this one from my mom-in-law today, it make me laugh;
At one point during a game, the coach called one of his 9-year-old baseball players aside and asked, "Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?"
The little boy nodded in the affirmative.
"Do you understand that what matters is whether we win Or lose together as a team?"
The little boy nodded yes.
"So," the coach continued, "I'm sure you know, when an out is called, you shouldn't argue, curse, attack the umpire, or call him a pecker-head. Do you understand all that?
Again the little boy nodded.
He continued, "And when I take you out of the game so another boy gets a chance to play, it's not good sportsmanship to call your coach 'a dumb asshole' is it?"
Again the little boy nodded.
"Good," said the coach. "Now go over there and explain all that to your grandmother."
There's just something amazing about hearing from someone you haven't heard from in a LONG time. I heard from an old friend today, and it put me in an amazing mood. :)
You can totally vent here. I mean, that's the best thing in the world. I *LOVE* being able to vent in your LJ, cuz it's pretty much secure. Justin might one day read my LJ, but he won't go through my friends list reading all of their entries, and seeing my posts in theirs. :) hehe
Hahaha, you have no idea. You should see my new collection! I use to make them for Justin's morale while being underway. Now I just make them so that when I am in my 40s and fat, I'll be able to remember having abs. lol
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At one point during a game, the coach called one of his 9-year-old baseball players aside and asked, "Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?"
The little boy nodded in the affirmative.
"Do you understand that what matters is whether we win Or lose together as a team?"
The little boy nodded yes.
"So," the coach continued, "I'm sure you know, when an out is called, you shouldn't argue, curse, attack the umpire, or call him a pecker-head. Do you understand all that?
Again the little boy nodded.
He continued, "And when I take you out of the game so another boy gets a chance to play, it's not good sportsmanship to call your coach 'a dumb asshole' is it?"
Again the little boy nodded.
"Good," said the coach. "Now go over there and explain all that to your grandmother."
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Why are we so happy? =)
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I will not bring you down even though I SOOOO want to bitch to you right now :)
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