i made a fajita burrito layout tonight that would have chipotle's running for it's life. that shit was sooooo good. i even limed, buttered, and cilantroed the rice like they do. soo good that i fell into a fajita coma at like 9pm and now i just woke up. goddammit. oh well, at least i dont have to go to work or anything for like another day. ( Read more... )

he called his cop friend to see if there was a report filed, for insurance reasons, turns out there was, but it was passed along to secret service. apparently he was hit by a diplomat, who reported him/herself. but since it's now in the office of foreign affairs, it will next to impossible to get a copy. secret service says that was a report ( Read more... )

speaking of motorcycle accidents ( Read more... )

... i would also like to add that sean's blog has gotten funnier since he's gotten so disgruntled.

leftover hot n sour soup is gross.

did everyone else know that whfs is on a different station now? am i the only one on mars??? well, the lineup for the hfstival is pretty sick ( Read more... )

( long, boring, and almost depressing )

i had a weird mindless tv marathon last night, and now that my brain is awake from the tv coma, i cant sleep. watched deadwood, carnivale, taking lives, the firm, some weird movie with john leguizamo as a retard, and 2 episodes of the L word ( Read more... )

gogo has a broken ass. her poop is either explosive or completely stopped up at all times. when its explosive, she squats around in a circle, making a lovely diarrhea spin art on whatever area of the apartment she feels needs a little pickmeup. when its stopped up, she sounds like baa-baa black sheep and her asshole protrudes out like a cake ( Read more... )

karaoke at big hunt on connecticut. mark your calendars.

if you say it real fast its bigcunt.