BEWARE: Highly graphic (at least for me)

[mommyissa]

Do any of you have the kind of girlfriend who would do this..you walk over to her and being goofy you straddle her face. All of a sudden she's pantsed you and goes to town, so to speak..
I know someone who does.
*Cheshire Cat grin*

Comments

[mommyissa]

hahahaha!
You mean people actually do that? I was always told NO TEETH!
Strangling herself? Not sure I understand...oh! She was sitting on the couch, so his pants kind of ended up on her lap..

Anyway...

[pure_doxyk]

Uh...not that I'm famous for even having "friends", period, but I think if I had the kind that straddle each other's faces "to be goofy", I'd rather expect the porn that followed--!

[mensux]

Hey Momma! lol! I need to get a hold of Mr. E bay. Can you have him call me or e-mail me? I think that I want to lower some of the prices of the starting bids. I think I figured out his lj name, but not sure. I would rather phone, or mail.

I think that your man is lucky to have a momma do those things to/for him. I will probably stop by Friday nite to see you, I have to get my van from dad's then.

[mommyissa]

I think you may have been the only one who caught the fact that I was referring to Brian and I, haha..oh well. I'm done being perverted that way for all you LJ people, for awhile...except about James Spader.