today at 3:00 i am going to skokie to meet chuck palahniuk.

suck on that bitches.

I'm watching cops right now and there is a guy that is trying to impale himself on one of those sticks that the city uses to mark water mains and what not. As insane as this is, it is considerably less entertaining than most episodes of cops. It's slightly depressing to think that the producers of this show thought it would be ok to show some guy's ( Read more... )

I wish this is the way my work was.


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Seriously, this is mandy patankin and his wife.


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If given the chance, i would totally have sex with Mandy Patinkin.

Seriously.

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LOOK AT MY SWEET NEW ICON!!!!!

also, if you are reading this, stop being a nerd and go play outside. it's beautiful out.

So, jenna and i had a lengthy conversation about the golden girls/golden girls spin offs which somehow lead to a conversation about quantum leap ( Read more... )