Ahahaahh! She succumbs to the lizardman! Woohoo! (I know Garrus is the popular female choice, but Thane just makes me purr with all the mystery and tragedy and try to ignore that he sounds a lot like Gene Hackman unless you're into him...)
Disclaimer: I know the entire fandom is probably really sick of PRIIIIZE jokes by now, but it (his entire culmination scene in general, really) in all honesty is one of the major reasons I can never take Jacob seriously as a romance. Just squick, squick, squick.
I hope you start feeling better soon! Cheese and rice, man, you haven't been having a good go in the health department lately! *sends you a health pack/poultice*
No kidding, I've gotten sick every other month this year so far. Granted, the chickenpox had finally hit its mark after 20+ years of missing its target, but I so don't need this stomach flu. I got it after a week of being overly stressed, which seems to be the constant warning signal prior to me falling sick.
Hahaaa, I feel that pain! My alpha!Shep went for Garrus since she'd been celibate and single all ME1 just for him. But she was like ".... this Thane guy's not bad." So along came beta!Shep who jumped Thane ASAP. (Jacob, meanwhile, is still waiting. Two Shepards later.)
8D Bahahaa, I put him in for Shepard on Samara's loyalty quest by modding the .ini file. And then had him dance with the one asari. Then - bingo. Shepard's humiliating dance, Garrus style.
He's got some srs moves. It gets all the lay-deez.
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Disclaimer: I know the entire fandom is probably really sick of PRIIIIZE jokes by now, but it (his entire culmination scene in general, really) in all honesty is one of the major reasons I can never take Jacob seriously as a romance. Just squick, squick, squick.
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*squick squick squick*
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Gah, need to keep stress at bay T_T
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My alpha!Shep went for Garrus since she'd been celibate and single all ME1 just for him. But she was like ".... this Thane guy's not bad."
So along came beta!Shep who jumped Thane ASAP.
(Jacob, meanwhile, is still waiting. Two Shepards later.)
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Bahahaa, I put him in for Shepard on Samara's loyalty quest by modding the .ini file. And then had him dance with the one asari. Then - bingo. Shepard's humiliating dance, Garrus style.
He's got some srs moves. It gets all the lay-deez.
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(I have two Sheps, one who romanced each, so I know how this goes.)
(and by the way: hope you feel better soon!)
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