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[momslittlethief]

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[msg_ina_bottle]

And thou shalt honor the laws of man and God(s) alike, for in thine heart I plant the seed of good deeds and lawful nature. You should know how much this actually pains me.

So go forth! And do good, lawful deeds. May the next twenty four hours truly leave an lasting impression.