Fa la la la....oh fuck this.
So right now. My aunt is making my 14 year old cousin watch the online QVC video advertisement for some remote control cars that she bought for our younger cousins and the 14yo is like "THIS IS LAME. OMG. PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME WATCH THIS. I CAN CHARGE THEM AND PUT THEM TOGETHER WITHOUT WATCHING THE QVC VIDEO." And she's like, "No, watch it. It'll make it easier if you see it." And he's like, "I read the directions. I'm fine." and she's like "NO, because if you SEE it you can..." and he's like "CAN I PLEASE JUST WATCH FAMILY GUY."
And, in my head, I'm like "Um. You know it's bad when I'm agreeing with the 14yo boy. Let's watch Family Guy." And my aunt is all "AHHH, shut off that garbage, G. This show is terrible. Put on a Christmas movie. Get off the internet, G. Eat these cookies. BE FUCKING CHRISTMAS-Y."
And I sort of feel bad. Because I'm sitting here giggling at Family Guy and stealing internet from their neighbors on my laptop and possessing no desire to watch any Christmas movie and just...being a really bad role model.
And I really want a cigarette. And a drink of something highly alcoholic.
*laughs and facepalms more* Oh Christmas. How you make everyone completely insane.
And, in my head, I'm like "Um. You know it's bad when I'm agreeing with the 14yo boy. Let's watch Family Guy." And my aunt is all "AHHH, shut off that garbage, G. This show is terrible. Put on a Christmas movie. Get off the internet, G. Eat these cookies. BE FUCKING CHRISTMAS-Y."
And I sort of feel bad. Because I'm sitting here giggling at Family Guy and stealing internet from their neighbors on my laptop and possessing no desire to watch any Christmas movie and just...being a really bad role model.
And I really want a cigarette. And a drink of something highly alcoholic.
*laughs and facepalms more* Oh Christmas. How you make everyone completely insane.