Fa la la la....oh fuck this.

[mona1347]

So right now. My aunt is making my 14 year old cousin watch the online QVC video advertisement for some remote control cars that she bought for our younger cousins and the 14yo is like "THIS IS LAME. OMG. PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME WATCH THIS. I CAN CHARGE THEM AND PUT THEM TOGETHER WITHOUT WATCHING THE QVC VIDEO." And she's like, "No, watch it. It'll

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[jebbypal]

I'm sort of the belief that there is no such thing as happy holidays after a certain age but everyone is so insistent that the only way to celebrate the day is with family (which makes us all suicidal) and omg THEY INSIST WE DRINK THE DAMN PUNCH TOO. I mean, family get to gethers are so much less suicidal when they are minus a major holiday. But nooo, holiday, you must do with family instead of a nice bahama beach vacation.

How 'bout a tropical vacation next year? With boys to rub on the cocoa lotion and lots of alcoholic drinks?? *bats eyes*

I swear it feels weird being alone, but I think only because everyone expects me to feel that way.

[ruby_jelly]

I can imagine you stealthily lurking in the corner, raiding internet access from neighbours, drinking what looks like holy water from a flask, (but we know better - ask Bobby) and chuckling sympathetically with your nephew. Thanks for all your wonderful fic which I've voraciously consumed this year. Have a great time, ably assisted by something highly alcoholic "real soon".
Ruby

[adelheide]

I just spent most of the day with my brother and his obsessive, neurotic wife. Which is why this bottle of rum is now my very best friend.

But tomorrow, maybe sleeping in? I think some spiced coffee with a large bagel and lox. And I think that perhaps a good ol' gory ghost story. *shuffles off with hot buttered rum and fuzzy slippers*

[quietdiscerning]

*poke* i tried to send you a V-gift and it told me i wasn't ALLOWED.

i know Christmas makes you insane, but you've still gotta want GIFTS, RIGHT?

SCROOGE!

so ANYWAYS. Merry Christmas, I love you lots, and all that.

Since i couldn't SEND IT WITH A PRETTY SNOW GLOBE LIKE I WANTED.

[untitleddemo]

Merry Christmas, my precious Mona-face. Much love. <333