Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
My thoughts on the movie:
-chocolate machines are really scary
-oooh...parachuting chocolates. yum.
-who wants to eat a chocolate bird after it's been in somebody else's mouth?
-why aren't we allowed to see willy wonka's face?
-why is johnny depp channeling michael jackson? why? why?!!!!
-tim burton had fun with the "swirl flashback effect"
-behold darth vader's dental headgear
-how did dad's house disappear?
-chocolate rivers just don't look all that tasty
-neither do violet blueberries
-johnny depp dancing to techno *OMG DIEZ OF HAPPINESS!!!!123*
-combination Alice in Wonderland down-the-rabbit-hole and trash compactor scene from Star Wars...poor veruca
-oooookay...the glass elevator really isn't that difficult to see, mr. wonka
-wonka's father remembers him by his incisors?!?!?! Not his pasty white face, top hat, and waistcoat!!?!!!!! wtf?
-patched-together ending
but...
-no more cabbage soup. yay!