The only reason I read this book:

[monadhrionnag]

"The Bishop smashed open a display case, sending a cloud of dust into the air, and flung a hefty rock at the Pirate Captain. The Pirate Captain squinted - it looked like a piece of iron as it hurtled towards his luxuriant beard. Moving lightning fast the Pirate Captain scanned the display in front of him, found a chunk of nickel, and hurled it

Comments

[shadydave]

HAM!

[liberalnun]

That is way too cool for school.