my life at the moment.

is like explosive diarrhea.

i cannot possibly predict what kind of runny, multicolored shit stain will plague my metaphorical underwear next.

at least for the sake of life art, i'd rather poo than fart. sabes?

Now the joy 
of my world 
is in Zion.

 like a starved child.
willingly digest the scoundrel laced in turkish delight. 
out of mind when out of site.
wouldn't pick the fruit from my own fig tree. 
were it to fall from its branch and mame me.

Since I've been at Davis:

I have gained 33 pounds. 
Lost my virginity. twice. 
Been pregnant (past tense).
Failed out of 3 classes.
Shaved my head.
And become a Republican.

Just thought I'd update.

P.s. I'm also a lesbian.

WHAT THE FUCK is all i have to say right now.

rodeo clowns
yeah, yeah, yeah
pick me up when im down
yeah, yeah.

i am convinced that every American, regardless of their religious/political beliefs, should watch Real Time with Bill Maher every Friday on HBO.

Seriously, what do people have to lose? Faith in their country? their government ? their religion? Well if thats the case, than their faith probably wasn't worth having in the first place. True faith would ( Read more... )

hahahahah

i probably should be freaking out right now about finals and getting decent grades, more applications, BLAHBLAHBLAH but life is just way too funny for that nonsense.  

things are really picking up speed....and im loving it.

its time to whip myself back into shape!  :]

hahaha i just read how angry my last entry was, i crack myself up.

good news: i did surprisingly well on my SATs..so stoked right now!

...and i just found out something sooooo crazy about i can hardly even believe it. but sorry im forbidden to tell. muwahah.

ciao!