Comments | monarch_sting: Entry 21

monarch_sting

Entry 21

Nov 25, 2007 21:48

What sort of theme park is this?

..Is that a fucking chicken?!

Comments 8

master_of_dudes November 26 2007, 03:15:59 UTC

It's an awesome theme park, that's what!

Heh, chicken or not, these things are racing machines. But I'll be the fastest.

monarch_sting November 26 2007, 04:14:55 UTC

There are far more important things to be doing than being stuck in a theme park. What is this, the mansion's now sponsored by Disney or something?

Racing machines? Hm. Not really fitting with the theme, but throw some armor on them, do a few training classes..might be useful for the henchmen. Geez, with those legs, they might be able to run over Sampson.

master_of_dudes November 26 2007, 04:27:19 UTC

Like what? Sitting a dark ol' room plotting and missing re-runs of Space Trek? Fuuuuun.

H-hey! Don't be getting any ideas, especially when everyone's having such a good time! Ugh, why do villains always have to spoil the fun?

monarch_sting November 26 2007, 05:20:54 UTC

..Why does everyone assume that?! I mean really, do I look like a freaking Trekkie?

Oh no, no ideas at all. Damn thing wouldn't fit in the closet, maybe if I could find away outside?

slightmischief November 26 2007, 05:33:12 UTC

... theme park?

monarch_sting November 26 2007, 05:39:40 UTC

Yeah, what the mansion's turned into. With a roller coaster, and carnival games and crap. Never seen one?

slightmischief November 26 2007, 05:41:08 UTC

I've never seen one before in my life! I still have no idea what you're talking about.

monarch_sting November 26 2007, 05:57:32 UTC

Figures. It's really not a big deal, just a big set up designed to make you spend money. They are useful for getting a bunch of people together in one place. Perfect for causing mayhem if you don't have a steady arch yet.