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Entry 11
Holy crap! Why is it that every time I turn a corner in this place there's a FUCKING FIRE in my way?! I go outside, fire. I go to the party, fire. I GO UPSTAIRS JUST TO GET TO MY ROOM, THERE'S ANOTHER FUCKING FIRE. Am I in a house full of pyromaniacs or something? Cause, you know, I'd really like to know about these things. Other than the zombie ( Read more... ) -
Entry 10
...I'm going to pretend that none of that happened. And you all will indulge me if you wish to avoid a dart in your neck the next time I see you.
Just putting it out there, I'm going down to the kitchen, to make use of the wonderful stocks of alcohol. And we shall not speak of...what happened again.
Oh yeah, definitely blowing up this fucking ( Read more... ) -
Entry 9
Hmm...I think I can get this thing to work. I hope I got the chemicals right...I should have payed more attention in chemistry. Anyone want to help me try out my new...er, toy? I just got it, and I want to make sure it works. Especially any of you who threw all those dodgeballs at me today. It was awesome, guys. Real awesome ( Read more... ) -
Entry 8
They won't stop making fun of my eyebrows. Or my poetry. I don't want to go to school today. Not even for Sheila. Maybe.
Red. White. Orange. Black.
Delicate wings on a delicate wind
Flutter softly in the mighty forests
Come back soon.
(OOC: Strikes easily hackable. This is the beginnings of graduating with a BA in English and as Dr. Venture said ( Read more... ) -
Entry 7
A wedding? That's cool, congratulations to the couple and all. It doesn't look like anyone destroyed it or anything, lucky break.
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(OOC: *singing*Memory, all alone in the moonlight..*is shot* Yeah. He got married before, no one remembers but him, kinda bothered by it, yadda yadda.) -
Entry 6
[Voice Post]
Holy shit! Somebody's shooting at me!
*some scuffling noises*
Feel the sting of the Monarch!
*discharge noises*
(OOC: Now he's really going to shoot a dart at anyone who goes up to the roof. Or shoots more arrows at him. And unlike everything else, he is a pretty good shot.) -
Entry 5
Finally got the scorch marks out. Good thing there wasn't more damage too.I would suggest all of you stay off the roof today. After fixing some damage to my equipment, I need to make sure all of it still works. As none of you (except for Hank, but he's so not worth it by himself) are my intended targets, you'd be better off staying below, or facing ( Read more... ) -
Entry 4
...So, uh, anyone else notice the clovers outside are on fire? I mean, not that anyone else might be out there, might have some rather flammable parts of a costume, might not appreciate having a jet of fire shoot past right next to them or anything.
...the chocolate in the kitchen was good though.
It's going to take me all week to fix the wing. ( Read more... ) -
Entry 3
So an "event" is when you wake up one day as like, a monster thing? I mean, is this something that's going to be bad for my health, should I be worried about it?
But I am impressed by the full stock of the kitchen, however. It could feed and hold twice the henchmen I have, including #21! I would make this mansion my base, if I could arch Dr. ( Read more... )