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[monarchially]

...Y'know, as much fun as that was? I never want to do that again. Once in a goddamn afterlife is enough. ow ow ow shit

Anyway, where the hell can I park my Wild Sauriwhatthefuck?

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[clean_cuffs]

TAKE THAT THING AND PUT IT BACK WHERE YOU FOUND IT YOU BLOODY MADMAN.

[monarchially]

NO, IT'S MY GODDAMN DINOSAUR AND IT'S NOT EATING ANYONE.

[clean_cuffs]

IF IT EATS ANYONE I'M SHOOTING IT.

Of all the things from Ivalice to drag here, not chocobos, not cockatrices, NOTHING we could put any bloody use to. NO. They bring WILD SAURIANS. I swear I see one wyrm and I'm going to have a heart to heart with those scientists...

[monarchially]

FINE, I'LL MAKE IT A FUCKING MUZZLE OR SOMETHING.

...dunno. If I kill a different one, I'm gonna get someone to fry it up and see what it tastes like.

[the_blueblur]

I dunno if 'park' is the right word for it, dude.

[monarchially]

...like hell there's a goddamn word for putting your dinosaur somewhere.

[the_blueblur]

I dunno, maybe you could say "tie it up somewhere"?

[monarchially]

Yeah, I guess that works.

[deathgoggles]

[insert Renji minding his own business & gettin REAR-ENDED BY A GIANT DINOSAUR WTF?]

... OI!!! YA MIND KEEPING YOUR PET AWAY FROM PEOPLE'S ASSES??!

[monarchially]

YEAH, WELL, YOU SHOULD BE PAYING SOME MORE GODDAMN ATTENTION IF YOU'RE MISSING THE GIANT FUCKING DINOSAUR.

[deathgoggles]

I WAS PAYIN' ATTENTION TO THE FUCKING DOGS TRYING TO EAT MY FACE, YOU ASSHOLE!

[monarchially]

YEAH WELL- ...shit, those things can't be good for its digestion. Aren't they rotten and shit?

[embracethewaves]

....

............

AFTER EVERYTHING THAT JUST HAPPENED DID YOU SERIOUSLY BRING A DINOSAUR INTO TOWN?!

((oh my god, this post is the best, best, best thing ever, i thought i should tell you xD))

[monarchially]

HEY

IT'S GETTING A FUCKIN' MUZZLE

IT'S NOT GONNA EAT ANYONE, CHRIST

((o grimmjow, you so special |D))

[embracethewaves]

IT'S A FREAKING DINOSAUR, A MUZZLE'S NOT GOING TO DO MUCH!!

[monarchially]

Oi. You know 'gators, right?

You can tie their jaws shut with a piece of string, and they won't be able to break it open. Considering both dinosaurs and gators are both big damn lizards, it probably works the same way.

[too_green_eyes]

I would just like you to know that you look rather dashing riding around on that thing. I approve wholeheartedly, and may have to ask for advice on getting my hands on one of those for riding later. Just like a giant Leaper!

STRIKE DELORTED

[monarchially]

...is this guy hitting on me? What the fuck.

Yeah, well, the big thing is to let 'em know who's boss, right? It also helps if you just... y'know... jump on them when they're not paying attention, right. ...and I'm gonna have to test run this muzzle thing before I reccomend it to anyone else.

[too_green_eyes]

Oh, you are a sharp one, really.

A barrel would probably work as a muzzle, if you could find one in the right size and modify it a little.

[monarchially]

...huh, yeah, that'd probably work. It could have leather straps, maybe.