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[monarchially]

Alright, motherfuckers. What the hell am I doing in this shithole, huh? and what the hell is this... metal thing? At least it isn't trying to eat my brain like that shit Szayel came up with did Anyway, I have more important things to be doing than punching out freaky-ass dogs, so someone tell me how the hell I'm supposed to get back to where I was

Comments

[formydreams]

I'm...I'm afraid that this place takes away your powers....and there isn't a way out...not unless you are sent back at random.

(you tempt me to app Ichigo)

[monarchially]

...huh? It-

...

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS PLACE?!

[formydreams]

I do not know...but it robs you of your abilities...and there are monsters here as well.

[monarchially]

Monsters? Really? Never woulda guessed, 'cause I somehow managed to miss the freaky-ass dogs and the giant evil rabbits.

[exotictaste]

You can't get back. You are stuck here. This place is Discedo.

[monarchially]

What the hell? Hasn't anyone even tried to figure out a way to get the fuck out of here?

...and what the fuck kind of name is that?

[exotictaste]

Of course. But it is not that simple.

Don't ask me. I did not create this place.

[monarchially]

Some woman already told me people... randomly dissapear, or some shit.

Yeah? Who's responsible for this bullshit?

[a_naked_flame]

Temper temper.

You'd think you'd never got sucked into another world before.

[monarchially]

Mostly because I haven't, asshat.

[a_naked_flame]

Oh well. You'll get into the swing of things, eventually.

Or you'll get eaten.

[monarchially]

Tch. Like hell I'm getting eaten by any of these lame-ass things. There's worse back home.

[powermaniac]

I can imagine that most everyone has better things to do.

[monarchially]

Yeah, well, I have someone I need to be killing, so I think it's a lot more urgent than most.

[powermaniac]

Ohhh, another assassin? This place is simply bursting with your type. I'd have the same dilemma as you if those I want dead were not here.

Maybe they'll pop up sometime soon. Maybe not at all.

[monarchially]

Assassin? What the hell? I just want to kill the guy, that's all.

...yeah that isn't helping any.

[Voice]

[sing_nonomori]

You have bones on your face. Bones on skin, bones underneath!

[monarchially]

...what the hell?

[Voice]

[sing_nonomori]

Not hell. Bones. You have many.

[monarchially]

Yeah, well, it looks a lot like it.

...And yeah, I was pretty sure of that.