Holy crap.
This is one of the funniest things I've read lately.
"Roses are red/Violets are blue/Oh my, lump in the bed/How I've missed you."
"Lump in the bed"? I mean...?
Ooh, and ""The dogs and the cat, they missed you too/Barney's still mad you dropped him, he ate your shoe" *hysterical laughter* That's just too good. Oh, Mr. President. You
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