Hell, thy name is potty training.

I got a "nudge" in my inbox this morning telling me to get my ass over here and update, so here goes. I have been super busy with biz stuff lately. I am totally backordered and my hands are starting to ache at night. I need to slow it down, but it is so hard to turn down business. My first Australian order is going out in the morning ( Read more... )

I had the ultimate bad mama moment today. Worse than the time I let him eat M&Ms for breakfast. Worse than the time I let him wear the same shirt for 3 days because he screamed every time I tried to take it off. Worse than when he started sayinf 'shit' all day long. "What could you have done", you might ask, "when you are normally the paragon ( Read more... )

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Henry has a raging double ear infecton. Words like "lots of puss", "very red" and "bulging from pressure" were used. Excuse me while I spend the next 10 days holding my child down and forcing a gigantic syringe full of massive amounts of medicine down his throat. Should be fun.

We just finished watching Elizabethtown, so I was already kind of weepy about the idea of death separating children and parents anyway (damn manipulative Cameron Crowe, I fall for it every single time). I went to check my mama board once more before bed and found that one of our mamas lost her 5 year old daughter to luekemia today. She was ( Read more... )

Henry is a sick little bean, so I thought I would doa little meme while he is all cuddled up on the couch watching the Higgglytown Heroes.

1. Have you ever been searched by cops ( Read more... )