we started taking out the christmas decorations on sunday. i put on the nat king cole christmas cd. me and my mom sang like drunk fools until my dad and brother told us to shut up. as usual we painted one of our santas brown. we only got done with half of his face and didn't even have time to paint mrs. claus! everything was going fine until my mom ( Read more... )

i sit here. just sit and wait for a friendly face to appear. but there never is one. and it feels like there never will be. i know which faces to look for but they all seem like stone. hard and crumbling stone. and i can't pick up the pieces. they've all blown away. far far away.

my whole life is waiting for something to happen. but let's ignore morgan. she can't help herself. she's the product of a two parent household.

once upon a time there lived a girl. she slept in a lovely little cottage made of gingerbread and candy. she was always asleep. one morning she woke up, and the candy had mold on it. her father blew her a kiss and the house fell down. she realized she was lost. she found herself walking down a crowded street, but the people were made of paper, like ( Read more... )

the ringtones on my cell phone show my true inner nerd-dom.

burnt pop-tarts rock my socks.

i am so irritated. my dad kept video taping me on his stupid camera. he knew i would beat him if he were any other person. we sang happy birthday 3 times before everyone got in the room, and my dad got his camera working again. most of the time i just mouthed the words. the cake was okay. now i'm just tired and grouchy. i'm sick of hearing kids ( Read more... )

somebody help me. there are 6 little boys running around in my house. their nerf gun darts zip past me, barely missing my face. somebody help me.

hmm... just as i thought. another night wasted on a movie not worth seeing... i should've gotten popcorn. by the time the movie got out i was drooling from hunger. thank god for leftover pizza.

the little poet i am
must be so angry. i don't know what i'm writing,
but i write and write in journals without lines,
so that i can spin the pages any way i want.